Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Day 63

“I HATE it! But I LOVE it!”

I like to observe people.  I pick out names, accents, expressions, mannerisms, all kinds of things.  I can usually do a pretty good impression of people if they have something that sticks out to me.  Tony Horton is one of these people.

He’s a pretty animated person. I mean, you’d have to be to get people’s minds off the fact that they are doing things that they never saw themselves doing or want to be doing.  Plus, there’s over 12 hours of tape in this P90X program.  If you recorded anyone talking for 12 hours, you’re going to pick out some great sound bytes.  So, since I’ve been watching this guy for an hour each day for 2 months, I’ve picked up on some things.

For your enjoyment, here are some quotes out of context.


“You got me, Jerry?”
“Oh it’s my favorite, Superman banana!”
“You’re so flexible, you make Gumby look like the Tin Man.”
“Oh the top’s comin’ off!”
“Tip of the day: Don’t smash your face!”
“Look at the foot shake. Nnn, Nnn, Nnn, Nnn…”
The whole Groucho Marx impression.  You have to see it for yourself.
“Her name is Pam. They call her BLAM!”
“She flies through the air with the greatest of ease.”
“Keep both butt cheeks on the floor.”
 “Get your BUTT in the air!”
“I recommend foot spray.”
“’Ooo!’ I love the ‘Ooo!’”
“I know it hurts. It’s supposed to.”
 “Oops, I think I just ripped my pants. Nope, I’m okay.”
“Hell, look at me. I’m the leader. I can do what I want.”
“Tippy? Why do they call it Tippy?”
“I HATE it! But I LOVE it!”

1 comment:

  1. Ha! These are awesome. You forgot, "Do your best, forget the rest". I sometimes don't realize some of the things this guy says.